Shortly thereafter, somthing truly strange occurs. The panel on a creatures' stomach then begins to light up once more and clear. The one lucky creature who experiences this is exhaulted by the other three and they sit and stare. What can possibly describe the horror I witnessed next? It seems the mindless creatures are actually vessels.. Space-distorting abominations that do not even realize what they are being used for! The capture and imprisonment of the entire human race! And it seems that the young humans inside are put to some strange sort of slave labor.. all for the machinations of that evil baby in the sun! Woe! Horror!
Someone must stop this before it consumes and reprograms our young. Someone must keep these odd creature from sucking our children into their labor camps!
Death to the teletubbies!