(Dude, it's like October already. I need "badass" level of courage to even hit on the 8 year old, hobo has come and gone and only cooked me dinner like twice... I'm running out of options! But srsly? Badass courage to hit on a little kid? WTF is wrong with this game...)
Edit: Fuckyeahz! I scored Akihito after all, even though the interwebz said I'd be sad and alone until the end of the world! :X