I watched a very strange movie last night that netflix said I'd love. It's called Cemetary Man, but it's this wacky Italian movie originally named Dellamorte Dellamore.
After watching it, I had to know the story, because it was so off the wall and strange.
Apparently the director of this film worked as a 2nd Unit Director on Terry Gilliam's Adventures of Baron von Munchausen, as well as Assistant Director to Dario Argento for many years. If I'd know that BEFORE I rented the movie, I would have known that the description couldn't have possibly explained WTF this movie was about. It's a rather fantastical film with Italian horror roots based on a popular comic book series bearing the (purposeful) likeness of Rupert Everett. So it's pretty fortunate that they actually did get Rupert Everett to come and star in it.
It was made a while back, and the DVD looks like a direct port from VHS, with all these amazingly cheesy horror trailers.
I really can't say much more about this other than I really think zoi_no_miko would love this.. or at least get a kick out of it :X