At least I don't have a horrible hangover. Just a little one :( I never plan those, either.
The story, (and I'm sticking to it), is that I was forced to drink a whole bottle of wine when I thought I'd be splitting it with 3 people.. and then after I drank it, I thought it would be a great idea to drink a bunch of beer. And have a cigar. I always enjoy them the one or two times a year I have them, but I hate waking up the next morning trying to scrub the ashtray out of my mouth