Anyway,I got a winner from a mail order bride place today. For your convenience, and maybe your UTMOST DESPAIR if you are single, I have deleted the address of the buy-a-bride website :P
"Did you ever watch a wonderful tale "Lord of the Rings"? Where little
hobbits live in their Shire, their land of Paradise, always happy and
smiling? That is approximately how I imagine my own happiness, but in a
modern world: I dream of a cozy little house, a tidy garden in the yard,
colorful and happy life.
You know, dear, there is a very good saying: Money can't make you happy,
though you can't be fully happy without money. That's how I imagine a
normal life. I don't need fancy clothes, millions pairs of shoes, tons of
make-up or shopping all day long. Though I also wouldn't be happy living in
a tribe without any conditions of civilized comfort.
I hope you understand that I am the one you've been looking for all your
life and I am waiting for you (address here) impatiently. "
Actually, I'm kind of looking at my inbox with horror right now. I don't think I've really cleared the spam out of here since about last year around Expo time. That's a lot of viagra ads!