I would be like.. a farmer in overalls and shit spending all day walking up and down rows of apples that don't even have names, just numbers.. spraying shit on them and taking care of them. FARMER BECKY. lawl Oh noes! The fungus ate the orchard! oh crap!
I bet there's some kid out there who has a mom or dad that works on apple cultivars for a university. And they get to eat all sorts of apples that no one else in the world will ever get to eat. Ones that taste amaazing but don't keep well.. ones that are super super tart.. ones that are crappy. haha. It'd be like christmas every time a new basket of apples would come home. :O