I flipped out, and then ran to go find a shoe to squish it with. When I turned around, it was gone. I can't sleep there now. It might come back >:(
UGH. It's almost 6AM.
I hope someone somewhere with smiting powers smites this thing dead in the middle of the floor so I can get some peace of mind. There are probably billions of them hiding where I can't see them... along with the beetles and cockroaches and ants and other things we've been at war with...
But that really doesn't matter. What matters is there was one that let itself be seen. And it was HUGE. And now I can't sleep >:(