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Monday is Trash Day. Forget this, and live in squalor for another week

I feel so stupid today. I forgot to take the trash to the curb yesterday, and we missed trash day. This is really really really bad. We didn't have a lot of stinky trash, but the party is this weekend, and we don't have any more room in the little can the city provides. This means that for another week, maybe two, AFTER the party, I'm going to be swimming in trash. Plus, I have 2 or 3 bags of non-stinky trash from all my recent cleaning endeavors. One of the ONLY things I miss about living in the apartments when Akuma& I first started dating is the fact that when the trash was full, we could take it to a huge dumpster, and never worry about it again. And since the dumpster was big and huge, it would fit all sorts of things like chairs, etc, that I have problems throwing away now. I'm wondering if I can line the bottom of my trunk in plastic and all all this crap to some dumpster somewhere. I'm sure it's illegal, but goddamn... I need rooom to throw things away!!
Oh yeah.. and because it was Memorial day two weeks ago, that messed us up, since trash normally goes on Monday, but went on Weds because of the holiday.

I guess I have to be thankful that the only major crisis in my life at the moment is a lack of room to throw away trash. But it's still really annoying, and I don't know what to do with it all. I can fit maybe one more bag in our little plastic can-thing. Which should last until the weekend. Then, we'll make probably 2-3 bags of trash over the weekend, and that'll fill up the can for the rest of the week. Then I'll have to be careful to only make ONE bag of trash during the week after the party, so the following weekend, after the party trash goes, I will have room for the previous week's trash, and next week's trash. And that's not counting the non-stinky stuff piled up by one of the sliding glass doors.

Because I forgot to bring trash out to the curb yesterday, we'll be swimming in trash for the next 3 weeks :( Maybe on Saturday night, we'll have an exciting run to illegally dump our trash in some dumper someplace >..< Maybe the one next to the Gamestop I used to work at.. HAHAHAHA

I don't know what I'm going to do -..-

I'd like to know who is coming when, though, so if you guys could give me an ETA, I can figure out who will be around to help me decorate, etc.

I'm going to go clean the living areas some more, and make some more trash :(


Edit: Someone linked to this on the project A-kon livejournal community, and it made me crack up. :O
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