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08 August 2003 @ 08:14 am
Dear ****** (censored for your protection)  
I am not ***ing amused. Get your ***** ***** ***-*** hands off my ***** antennae ball.
If I ***ing catch you, I swear I will rip off your **** and ****** shove them up your **** **** so hard that your proctologist will think you were born that way. I don't care who you are, how old you are, or where you ****** live. Your disrespect for another person's ***** property makes me want to commit heinous acts of manslaughter to not only you, but your ******-**** ******* mother, anyone that could be legally or socially coneccted to you, and ****** ***** your **** dog. One day, I hope you **** get your ***** ***** house burnt down by a ***** serial ***** pyromaniac. It hurts. It really does. Where the ****** are your ******* ethics? Times like this make me wonder if Hitler was right. You know what? ******* Hitler. I'd rather have the planet to myself than have to deal with the ****** likes of your and your genetically challenged waste of protein. Your mother should have ***** harvested you for stem cells, because they would have been a hole lot more useful than your ****** waste of space life and socially retarded ****** antics.

******* you very much, and rot in ***** hell

What do you think? I plan on printing it out and wrapping it around my bare antenna.

Today is really starting off well.
I didn't get any sleep, M has to work, someone fucking stole my goddamned golden snitch antaenna ball, and SOMEHOW... SOMEHOW... a can of coke hit a clean floor and magically sprung a tiny puncture hole. The force of it hitting the floor shook it up enough to spray fucking coke all over the kitchen, and all over me, FIVE FUCKING MINUTES after I got out of the goddamned shower.

I don't miss being social at all. I get enough personal disasters just being around my self.
Current Mood: grumpygrumpy
j_koei on August 8th, 2003 06:41 am (UTC)
All you can do is laugh and shrug it off...
I mean, if the best the guy can do is steal your antenna ball, I'm sure he's just a genetic waste of sperm, anyhow ;)
Don't let little pricks like that get to you.
They're not even worth your breath, Kyo :)
I really hope things get better for you.
Just take a deep breath, and say to yourself:
"It's Friday, and the torture will be over soon."

I know, I know... I'm not that good at coining clever anectdotes ;)
HIDE your facekyonomiko on August 8th, 2003 06:44 am (UTC)
But.... this is the second time they've stolen my antenna ball.. and it was a Harry Potter Golden Snitch..
I'm really upset :(

Besides.. I have nothing better to do with my time :(
Fridays don't matter too much when all of the days are exactly the same :(

j_koei on August 8th, 2003 06:47 am (UTC)
Re: T..T
Just think of it this way:
With every Friday, a week ends. That may not seem like much, but with every ending, there's gonna be a new beginning. Things can only get better from that ending, and transcend into the new beginning.
Who says I don't wax philisophical? ;)
I'm actually trying to plan a trip to meet some Boardies, sometime soon... Just can't really out one group, or location ^_^;
If only everybody wasn't so...
I dunno...
Away. :P
HIDE your facekyonomiko on August 8th, 2003 06:45 am (UTC)
You know
come to think about it..
with all of your journalistic experience.. do you think you could re-write my letter to be shorter and about 10000 times more scathing... so that it doesn't take up the whole length of my antenna? :P (kidding..... maybe)
j_koei on August 8th, 2003 06:49 am (UTC)
Re: You know
Actually... I have a little bit of free time ;)
I'll put on some Kevin Smith DVD's and Bill Hicks CD's in the background for an extra touch of vulgarity.
How long do you want it to be? I mean, word-wise?
*cracks knuckles*
I can finally put my writing abilities to SOME good use ;)
HIDE your facekyonomiko on August 8th, 2003 06:57 am (UTC)
Re: You know
XD Have a field day. Maybe we will start a new LJ trend. "Ok.. everyone write the nastiest letter you can think of to Kyo's unknown ball thief"

As for boardie locations. That would involve me going somewhere. Because I'm the only one that's here now that Goat left. I'm right between Dallas & Austin on I-35, though.
You'd think some of the dorks passing through would stop and say hi, but they don't :(
j_koei on August 8th, 2003 07:08 am (UTC)
Re: You know
My travel plans are still kinda shakey, but I'll definitely try to stop by ^_^ I'll let you know, when I get everything sorted out ;)

All right, how's this:
"Public Notice:
You may notice that I have an antenna ball.
If you dare to touch this antenna ball, you might find yourself gagging in your sleep due to the fact that your own scrotum has been cut off and stuffed down your throat. Don't you have anything better to do with your time? Maybe not. Maybe your dad was jacking off, and your mom sat on it at the last second. Did I overreact? No, I didn't. So stay the fuck away from my balls if you want to keep yours.
With love,

...did I overreact? ;)
HIDE your facekyonomiko on August 8th, 2003 07:11 am (UTC)
My favorite part "Maybe your dad was jacking off, and your mom sat on it at the last second. "

Unfortunately, I'm clean out of balls. They stole two, and I'm not making myself a victim by sporting my last one. They stole my balls, so I hope they gag on them :P
I was really just going to tie a note to the antenna, no ball XD
j_koei on August 8th, 2003 07:17 am (UTC)
Re: XD
That's what revisions are for, my friend ;)
kirikenji on August 8th, 2003 06:55 am (UTC)
apart from the hitler part i say, print it out *pets*
HIDE your facekyonomiko on August 8th, 2003 06:59 am (UTC)
Sorry Kenji :(
You know I didn't really mean the Hitler part, right?
He didn't have the right idea doing the descriminating thing...Bad, Bad man....
When I go postal, I will be very fair and just kill everyone :P Raaar
haibane_renmei on August 8th, 2003 04:51 pm (UTC)
Kyo+Guns=Fun for all
Marriage for Allvenivincere on September 10th, 2003 05:02 pm (UTC)
First, fold it origami-style into a snitch and spray-paint gold, then stick it on your antenna. Just baiting the trap...

P.S. I am DYING to know -- where did you find the golden snitch antenna ball anyway? I would like to buy one but don't know where to find it.
Marriage for Allvenivincere on September 10th, 2003 05:04 pm (UTC)
your icon...
Is that Harry smoking the cigarillo in your icon? It rocks!