My iron is missing. Where is it? I cannot iron wrinkled satin with it. My ass is not warm enough to sit on it and make it smooth. I need my iron for THAT. It USED to be in the corner. It's not there anymore. I could have sworn I'd seen it under the pinball machine for a while, but nay, it is not there. I would kindly like to know who used it last, and where they put it, so I can defy GOD and finish my wedding dress. (Finishing my wedding dress is apparently an act of herasy, b/c some higer power does not seem to want me to finish it.) WHERE IS MY FRICK'N IRON???? It is clearly not in any of the places *I* use to put it away.